Welcome to Monster Movie Madness, where we take a look at flicks and films dealing with threats and things that aren’t exactly human. Hell, most of ’em aren’t human at all—and those are the really fun ones! ( Singing ) “Christmas, Christmas time is here, time to run and hide in fear . . .” Happy holidays, everyone! As you may or may not know, the onset of the season of giving and brotherly love means just one thing here at Monster Movie Madness: it’s time for me to watch some holiday horror! Now I know what you’re saying: oh, God, Rob, not another Krampus movie? No. Not another Krampus movie. I went deeper than that, to the precursor to the Krampus myth, good old Saint Nicholas! Prepare yourself for a holiday flick filled with guns, bloodshed, and very tall hats, as we take a look at Saint (2010). Written and directed by Dick Maas. Warning: this review may contain spoilers. December 5, 1492 The Dutch village is small, as are the children leaving treat-filled shoes on doo
. . . because I do love me some monster movies!